glad i'm not dependent on amusement. i feel like i must be somehow alien as much of it totally defies my comprehension. my browsing history? only if taken completely out of context, as of course anyone's can. calculator history though, quantities and math functions, embarrassments? why? about what? if i wore turn signals on my jacket would people think i was strange? would they think i was more strange or less if i was walking down the middle of the traffic lanes? someone needs to print a manual for extra terrestrials on what humans find amusing, which ones in relation to what, how and why. not saying i don't wear a human body. the problem is, no matter how long you live, these things keep changing, and the likelihood is extremely high that it would be even worse if they didn't.