What's amused you today? XD

I have just picked Janes friend up from the airport after a holiday in the US and we spent most of the hour long journey talking about her shopping experiences in Walmart.
I have heard a few stories in the past, but never realised that the shops were permanent freak shows, with customers physically fighting over a loaf of bread.

 

That sounds like the Walmart we know and love

 

I found this last year. I still watch it now and then for kicks.

 

My son and I having time together and knows I understand him with his new life as Erika now living as a tgirl for 3 weeks now.18 years old and Erika knew she was a tgirl coming out 4 weeks ago.Has decided not to transition and did hurt her relationship with her boyfriend.Before as Erika,came out as gay at age 15.Boyfriend wanted nothing to do with her once living as Erika and broke up.Erika knows I love and support her still including my wife and daughter.Daughter sees her as a much happier big sister she never had.

 

Watching 6 turkeys next to my house peckin' around and gobbling.

 

Candy would be sh*tting herself. lol

She eats pig for Christmas because she has been traumatised by a Christmas turkey.

 

Some grown men spend all of their time playing suicide games with the children of others where one is required to leap from the roof of a building for an internet challenge. Is this exciting because they know that they will never truly pay for what they have done?


Dear Carebears,

Pwease spare the rod and spoil the child for me pwease and pwease, pwease, pwease make it so that it is wrong to slap a 15 year old child around the face for being an antivaxxer just because their 50 year old newbie internet friend is telling them to be an antivaxxer even when such vaccines literally prevent leprosy of the organs.


Dear A-Team,

Yeah... You can go ahead and stop sparing the rod and spoiling the child now for me and maybe make it so that it is right to slap a creepy 50 year old around the face for telling the 15 year old children of others to refuse vaccines that literally prevent leprosy of the organs even when they have made damn sure they got vaccinated themselves.

Call them secretly pro-vaxxers. The Arizona Republic​

 

Started my transition this morning.Wife witnessed me take my first estrogen and male hormone blocker pills

 

Unbelievable

 

Well it's official, back to being on a 'normal' payroll this Thursday.

It was a good run.

12 years, 9 months & 28 days of "living under the radar"