What's amused you today? XD

PART 1

 

PART 2

 

This is why you should put your name and phone number on your things.

 

I got stuck on this level the other day because the guide I was reading literally told me to guess where the 2nd switch was.​

 

Two drunks sitting on a park bench, watching a dog lick himself.
"I wish I could do that", says one wistfully.
"Perhaps you should try to pet him first" says the other.

 

He was harmless, he didn't speak English well so I doubt he even knew what he was saying. What good does it do me to get mad for no reason with a stranger I'll probably never see again? He didn't touch me or anything.

 

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It's an few years old but it's still amusing...............

 

That guy is Hollywood material. Jackie is that you?

 

Do They Serve Canned Meat on the USCGC Harriet Lane?

 

The though that I have just spent 15 minutes beating my head against a brick wall replying to Vlad.