What's amused you today? XD

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No more unusual than this...…….

Texans being forced to cut open cattle to keep warm by climbing inside.



Texans Forced To Cut Open Cattle With Lightsabers And Climb Inside For Warmth

 

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

 

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A Dozen Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Pageant Over Botox Injections

 

I decided to make a list for the store so I won't forget anything. Now I can't remember what to put on the list.

 

Love his version of National Brotherhood Week...…………..lol...

 

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks
And the black folks hate the white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule

But during
National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to eulogize the people you despise
As long you don't let them in your school

Oh, the poor folks, hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
All of my folks hate all of your folks
It's American as apple pie

 

A new piñata depicting Ted Cruz on his way to Cancún
Careful; that's not candy that piñatas full of.

 

Leap Year, Plus+ 1 ..............lol...