What's amused you today? XD

When I asked Jane to collect a piano hinge from the wholesaler's, after a few sarcastic comments about striped and spiral paint, she reluctantly set off.

She has just returned in a huff, saying that they laughed at her when she asked for one of those VIOLIN hinges.

Needless to say, I told her to put the piano under her chin and play it with a bow.

I am sure that if you lived with me, you would end up ripping your hair (or mine) out by the end of the first day.
Knowing you, it would probably be mine.

 

LOL. Many years ago, my Dad sent me to buy a sky hook.

 

I remember the day that a trainee projectionist phased the shutter incorrectly.
When I pointed out that it was causing the picture to 'ghost'; he grabbed his coat, shouting out as he ran for the door, I always knew that this creepy old theatre was haunted.
We never saw him again,

 

LOL. XXX

 

oh my women be monsters!

 

I see all of them as, good idea go for it lol

 

Lol

 

I think only UK folk will get this.

 

One of the cats caught a mouse and is clutching it between his teeth and growling at any others who come near.
He's not enjoying his prize at all.
Since there are 9 others, he can't put it down!

 

Just chosen my new electric car!

 

Which way do you read this?

 

Thought for the day!

 

NASA taking the sun down for maintenance!

 

So that's where it went. Come on nasa hang back up lol

 

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