what's a v card and plaxo?

I'm confused ):

 

When the doctor told you that he read your "V" card, that means that you have a venereal disease. And when the Doc recommended "plaxo," that means that you have gonorrhea, because "plaxo-kemph" is the most commonly recommended treatment for gonorrhea -

 

V card- video card?

 

uhm I have no std's but thanks for your concern? wtf?
I still don't know what they are.

 

lmao. awesome.

 

I thought 'v-card' was 'virging card'.. like taking someones v-card or losing yours.. kinda like playing the girl-card (it doesn't count, I'm a girl!) or the black-card (you bigot!).. did anyone see that Will & Grace episode where they are trying to have the highest 'card' (Will plays his gay card, Grace the girl card, Will knows a black gay, Grace knows a lesbian.. etc etc.. funny)..

Anyways.. so I thought v-card was something you take or lose (virginity).. the other.. no clue

 

no it's some technological data base and plaxo is something to do with email or messaging or a pda heh? I really have no clue but I want to find out so I don't have to look stupid and ask.

 

Plaxo I think if you figure that out, the other will come along.

 

thanks but god that sounds boring. I don't wanna get it I will fight to keep my paper planner thank you very much.

 

I still don't really know at all what it is, but I found the site and thought it might be helpful.

 

ahhh thanks it was very helpful.