What's a good way to reject someone's advances...

hahaha! you guys are funny.

 

guess we all gotta do what feels natural to us. takes a lot of colors to make a rainbow.

 

either that or look down my shirt and start spelling Attic. again and again.

 

Pie to the face.

 

This is a good one, with a slight modification. I think I'll just say the chemistry isn't there. True enough without putting too strong a focus on the sexual part. Some people can be sensitive about that.

And... sigh... I know there's ultimately no perfect way to do this. Some people will get their feelings hurt no matter what. But that can't be helped.

Thanks everyone for your input!!

 

They might just think you're kinky. They might just HOPE you're kinky.

And no problemo Blues, we've mastered the art of rejection.

 

Only if they're a real clown.

 

ah... I only do that with those I love most.

 

it's so easy. seduce him, and as he climaxes, put a butcher knife into his gut.

 

"I know you feel that way about me, but, Even though I care deeply about you, I do not share your feelings at this point in my life."

 

Easy: "You're a great person/friend but I feel we're not compatible."

Edit: Actually, I like "(...) but I don't have romantic feelings for you" better.

 

you gotta be straight and firm about it, or they're always gonna think they have a chance.

 

This is really true. Once I was trying to be really nice about it, ya know? And the guy turned into a damn stalker. It's like his brain couldn't compute "no" and being nice at the same time. I had to threaten restraining order and a phone call to his mom before he finally stopped.

 

Tell them you have herpes?

 

Tell them you aren't looking to date anybody until you are completely post-op

 

turn the conversation to joking and and amusing insult fests.

 

Tell them that your last BF stretched you out, so now you only date guys with at least a 10" johnson.

 

you may have to compare your puss to a bucket of warm water.

 

Tell him you are into older guys, and then ask for a picture of his father

 

and his uncle, 'cause you love groups of old men.