What're the Least Amount of Clothes You Wear in Public?

The sign says "No shirt, No shoes, No service! "
Does that mean I can go in without my pants and they will take care of me? I got my shoes and shirt on, don't I?

 

I have the same shorts but didn't cut the entire inner sheet out, instead shaped the back of it to end at the back of my scrotum and the front narrowed to just below my cock tip hanging at rest. That way it gives the appearance at casual glance that I'm wearing a thin bathing suit or something underneath at least when standing. My shape still shows but the color is blocked. It's just single outer layer over that part when I'm sitting. I sometimes wear them out on errands but mostly use them for bike riding. I can selectively cover if I feel the need like in neighborhoods but out on the open road each pedal revolution lifts the fabric and provides open direct air cooling. A benefit even the thinnest bike shorts don't offer.

 

So you have a narrow vertical strip of fabric in the front? And your ass is covered but your balls hang out? Do I have that right?

 

I wear a hiking kilt. I feel naked, but I'm covered

 

They came made with two layers of cloth similar to the referenced picture. Imagine removing most of the inner layer to reshape it as described while leaving the outer intact as you reread.

They do feel great, I agree. Drawback for me is they are longer than shorts resulting in less skin exposure to sun. Super for hiking under a canopy though.

 

Mine didn’t come with any inner liner, so no need to cut anything out.

 

Yeah there's a variety out there. I also have some single layer ones. And some that came with two layers but the outer layer is opaque enough that I was able to remove the entire inner liner layer.
The ones I was talking about, I use those most often (at the moment, in fact) and they wouldn't fly going out in with the entire inner liner removed, they're just too transparent and you can see right into them - count hairs visibility kinda transparent. That's why I preserve some inner liner. I don't want to be charged with indecent exposure or whatever ridiculous type rules and laws are in place to stifle human expression. That said, the inner liner is quite transparent itself so even with the combo they still show through when close enough, like less than six feet. That is aided by me hemming up the legs to the pocket bottoms on the outside and 2" below the center seam under my balls, and stretching the material out so the leg openings are big and the center seam hangs low. This allows great airflow for comfort but also lets in light from below resulting in increased visibility through the fabrics especially if I widen my stance a little. On some I make a side inverted V detail but on this particular pair I left the hem straight. I may add that to these at some point, I like how those look. But these don't need it for mobility the way some do.
Anyway, I think they're about the least a guy can wear in public and still be considered clothed. I like living on the edge

 

Unless it's for work, which I have to wear a uniform for, I always go out in a dress with nothing underneath.

 

For work I have to dress. For casual I go with very light fabric gym shorts. No underwear of course.

 

Short shorts with no underwear. Head of my dick just poking out.

 

Wow that's really bold! Sounds terrific. I bet it's super comfy and sexy. If I noticed that while out I would shoot you a smile of approval. I feel pretty bold in my normal attire of leg length about two to four finger widths below tip of dick. Sometimes I feel pretty amazed at what I can get away with wearing out in public. I wouldn't be bold enough to risk going to stores, hiking, or whatever with the head poking out all the time. I have no problem positioning myself so people can look inside though. Or lifting one knee up to pretend to adjust my foot strap or whatever which effectively raises the opposite edge and allows a frontal view of my hanging dick. I do that when I catch women staring at my shorts. Quickly for a brief peek and when there's no witnesses. The only times when I've let it hang out is when bicycle riding and when at the beach. Sometimes I go with small worn patches at the tip of my dick to where a hint of flesh can come to view as the cords left move around in response to the movement underneath. The cashier at harbor freight the other day was repeatedly glancing at my crotch while I was checking out, I didn't react but made sure I was a little back from the counter so she could see whatever she was looking at. When she turned her head away I took a quick peek and the ridge of my head had separated the cords and was slightly protruding. Whoa. I didn't know that could happen but since it was just me at the counter I left it like that till the end. When I brought the cart back in I caught her and the adjacent cashier giggling and just knew she was relating what she saw. I just turned toward them and wished them a great day and went out, they were also very cordial. And that's typical. People seem to be amused at catching views as long as it seems accidental. And that includes when I wear shorts of thin semi transparent material which can be seen through at close range. It's like they feel rewarded for catching something I'm apparently unaware of.

 

Depends on how crowded the beach is. If it's busy, I keep the Speedo on, but it's rolled up to show maximum skin. On a non-busy day, that sucker is coming off.

However, I think the question is referring to what I would wear in a regular setting. On a hot day, it's just gym shorts, no shirt, no undies.

 

I am curious why that was a creepy comment. the whole thread was about wearing as little as possible. Additionally she was talking about wearing booty shorts. I think she likes to be sexy and ride the line. That line is just different fir different for everyone.

 

I think that everyone has something they are not happy with. Even models. That is why they become anorexic. You have to learn to not care what others think and do what makes you happy, and sometimes even more importantly, what makes your significant other happy. I can tell you, that he likes to be teased, and he likes when you even tease others, as long as it is JUST a tease. Guys get turned by their girl being naughty, but knowing still that she is loyal to them. I know it seems twisted, but it is like the "hot for teacher" fantasy, or even worse, a nun. Just be safe, have fun, and explore what makes you happy. Sometimes you need to take risks to even find out.

 

I bet you are a vision of sexiness keep it going

 

I try and do all my running around in one trip wearing normal street clothes but nude at home as soon as I can

 

This is what i do as well.

 

The would would be a chiller place if everybody could get comfortable with displaying their bodies. Life would be so much more positive if we can get over the shame we were brought up to feel "Don't let anyone see this or that" is a detractor from enjoying life.

The "body positivity" thing that has been talked about in recent years is a confusing issue. Some have said it's okay to be fat and others have taken that to mean obesity is healthy. Common sense has taken a back seat on so many issues lately. We should be educating people that obesity is harmful to one's overall health outcome and a contributor to chronic disease. It makes one more likely to suffer dire consequences of infections. That's not okay for most people.

We can accept the facts and at the same time recognize that life is a journey. We do not need to suddenly get despondent when we suddenly become aware that we've become obese. No, there's no need for that, after all we do have the capacity to be in control of our feelings. We can be happy that we've noticed and that we can take corrective action.

"Fat shaming" was at one time a way to try to help people. Of course it made people feel bad. Shaming is an age-old technique to get people to comply with norms. To avoid being shamed, most people would straighten up and fly right. We want to fit in, not be outcast. So we tend to conform, or at least present the illusion of it

I think the encouraging message would be It's okay to be fat right now yet be working on lifestyle changes that will address that going into the future. And NOT because there might be people who think looking fat is ugly because that is simply a matter of taste. Fat can be beautiful in the eye of the beholder! Especially when big tits are involved hahahaha But anyone concerned about quality of life in the future should at least be made aware of the ramifications and then they can take responsibility to address it according to their preference and accept the outcome.

 

My usual attire in the warmer months, which is almost all the year here, is shorts and t-shirt. That's it.....no underwear and no shoes..... It has to be the most free and comfortable clothing

 

Agreed. Except when working in shops, garages, barns, and the rough outdoors - in which cases it would be possible to go barefoot but probably not long before regret sets in. Having a protective barrier between foot sole and treacherous walking surface can make the difference between the continued ability to walk and the cessation thereof.