Actually I meant girl, but by girl I mean woman in her early twenties. It doesn't feel right saying woman, but sometimes you have to so as no-one thinks you're a pedo. I'd settle for a big fat dirty pair of tits and a blow job right now though. Beats wanking for sure.
I think they're something like dirty pillows. I like how most of this thread wants to be stoned-myself included.
After this last week I am very happy to be doing this very thing. If I would rather be doing something else I think I would be doing it. Yes, I am stoned.
I can't pick one thing! there's so many things I'd rather be doing... top of the list are skiing in the French alps, white water rafting in Fiji. or just watching mindless movies with a massive bowl of ice cream and chocolate cake.