What would you hit the person above you in the face with?

a silver goblet full of human feces

 

a leather studded belt..

 

a cow bell

 

a rubber chicken filled with goats cheese

 

a big hairy testicle

 

an inflated ego.

 

a tesco bag with a turnip in it

 

id hit myself with half a hairy crumpet

 

I would hit ya full on with a class action lawsuit for manufacturing faulty condoms and causing all sorts of really ugly children.

 

anal love beads

 

lovely anal beads

 

the fridge door

 

A small backpack, filled with breast implants.

 

diamond ring

 

smelly socks.

 

a feather duster

 

sock full of crack rocks.

 

a pixie stick

 

37 tons of raw sewage.

 

a rubber ding dong