What would you do..

Hahaha.....gotta love that honesty

 

when i was 9 or so some guys broke into our house and vandalized it while we were sleeping. i came half awake, i guess, and dreamed i'd set one of them on fire with this hairspray and matches i'd been playing with. the year before, when we were still living in long beach, all our xmas presents were stolen. we didn't have much, but damn, i was looking forward to them. but we ended up getting twice as many presents from my mom's friends and co-workers.

 

OK. Now that I feel less violent than before...oh hell Id still shoot the bastards.

 

I wouldn't shoot them... I would rather fuck them up with a large blunt instrument. Just crack them round the side of the head until they start twitching...

Think Happy Thoughts

 

you know that manly shit turns me on

 

You turn me on too MissF

I have my families hot blooded Nigerian temper ... I've been good though! I haven't (seriously) fucked anyone up since high school

 

I'd call the cops. I'm a wimp with no real weapons (well, knives in the kitchen, not in my room) and no self defense training.

Damn.

 

You know I'll prolly have to call the police too In the UK an old guy was sent to prison for spraining the wrist of a burglar, WTF?


I don't want to end up inside being ass raped by bubba

 

well l'd hit them with an axe, no use ringing the cops in this town, as they have never helped us before, always make out they are to busy.

 

They'd never be seen alive again.

 

i always sleep with my cell beside my bed cause i never really feel safe at night. so id call the cops and probably hide somewhere in my room. my rooms on the 2nd floor of the house so i doubt id make it out the window and i probably would be heard goin down the stairs. yeah theres no way id make it out alive

 

I don't see the point in immediatley phoning the police. They never respond in time... Theres a really big german shepard living here that will shred anyone within 1' of the garden! She spends all day guarding the dog flap in the kitchen and she bolts out into the garden in a fit of blind rage if shes hears the slightest sound. The neighbours can't even produce a silent fart without sending her into a wild frenzy

Did you know that on average (in major cities), every car door, back door and garden shed gets tried at least twice a night by low life thieves!

 

bad thing is though, we've got this bad habit of not locking the door
not to mention we have no alarm and the kitchen window is broken and so easy to climb into.

so i think we're kinda asking for it
and latley, theres a lot more sirens going off around here at night

 

hm, i'd probably just figure that it was a drunken neighbour who didnt make it into the right townhouse...

 

well, if i could sneak up on him or her.. id shoot him with my tazer.. he'd be down on the ground for a good 30 mins.

id take my cell and leave and call the cops.

i just hope it would work out that way.

if not, i have a NICE baseball bat right beside my bed.

a guy did break in before only it wasnt that he snuck in (this was a diff. apt.)... dan answered the door and he forced his way in with a 9 milli. i hid in the locked bathroom with 20 grand while dan acted dumb. i guess the guy got scared on his own and pistol whipped him and then left.

let's just say.. we moved outta that area shortly after.

 

Call the cops and find a weapon and hid ready to hit if they find me

 

even if i do call the cops, id be robbed blind or dead before they even get here


ive had six intuders, 4 got scared away, 3rd on got too close to me an ran off after i chopped a chunk off his shoulder

the other 2 had guns, woke up with the barrel right in my eye,they had on costume masks, lil ones that only covered the eyes and cheeks everyone else was asleep except for me and my uncle whom theyd also rudely awakened, and i helped him load the tv, vcr, video camera, silverware, stereosystem, antiques, all the valubles into his truck while they had their handguns on us, the licencse plates werent on the truck, then watched them drive casually down the street outta view.

called the cops, made a report, everyone got pissed at me, no insurance, had to make up for everything stolen.

Im no good

 

I'd come out of the bedroom shooting. Then I'd call the cops. I might even wack them once or twice with the baseball bat for good measure.

 

I'd call the police, and then go in my kids' room and push their heavy wood bunkbeds up against the door.

 

Joe, that is a horrible story. How long have you been trying to work that out in your head?