What would you do?

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Lord Nick of Smith, Aug 17, 2023.

  1. Lord Nick of Smith

    Lord Nick of Smith Members

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    My wife is due to attend a hen party, with about twenty five to thirty women attending, with an age range from the mid twenties to late sixties.
    Before they leave for a night club they are meeting up at the brides House for drinks and food. The catering company has rung today to say the only male staff member has quit and they have no replacement.
    It turns out they were to have a nude butler, who's job it would be to answer the door to guests, take their coats show them into the lounge and serve drinks then be available during the meal for if any of the ladies need things like a top up drink or things bringing from elsewhere.
    My wife has suggested that instead of trying to find another company at short notice, that I step into the breech.
    I would wear nothing but a white collar with a dickiebow and do all the things mentioned.
    Then be avaliable when the ladies return from the club for hot drinks and whatever they need
    I'm not exactly ripped. In fact I'm in my early sixties, I'm not over weight but have a small belly. I am just under 14 stone at 5 foot 10.
    On one hand I would love to do it for the experience, but I think I might become erect , when I said this to my wife, she said it wouldn't matter if I did, in fact she was sure the ladies would find that amusing.
    As long as they remembered that I was hers.
    Would you do it, in my situation?
     
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  2. Ray Roberts

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    Pass on it, I am not a solo exhibitionist! however, always happy to show off my partner. Which in this case is not suited to the expectations of the all female audience. Anyway given the imbalance of the sexes my pecker would be likely to shrink and not expand in those situations.
     
  3. straightma1e

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    Demand the same rate as the male performer would have gotten. Then go for it. I think it would be fun and might lead to some fun not only with wife but maybe a few other hens. Your excuse can be that you were coaxed into it so what did she expect?
     
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  4. scratcho

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    Sure!
     
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  5. Bazz888

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    Absobloodylutely! :)

    I think the collar and tie would be too much but hey ho, if that's what they want, who should I be to argue. :D
     
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  6. Twogigahz

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    I think that's trouble waiting to happen....but think about offering private butler services though...
     
  7. jimandjan

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    If I was 20 years old again, I'd do it for sure.
     
  8. Lord Nick of Smith

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    I did it. It was fun. I welcomed all the girls into the house, generally hung about and served drinks and nibbles. Then made myself comfortable and watched a movie while they all went out for the evening. Then when they returned. I served drinks again and generally waited on them all. They then played a game a bit like pin the tail on the donkey. Where I stood on a chair and they tried to stick a cardboard penis in the right area. I enjoyed that and got an erection. But my wife, ( who didn't win by the way) didn't mind and found it as funny as the rest. Then at the end of the night. I helped everyone into their coats and to the front door to several taxis.
    It was a fun night. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
     
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  9. RIJACO

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    What a cool experience. I found it great that your wife encouraged you to do this - seems to me she it proud of you and wants to show you off!

    I would have done it too if given the opportunity.

    Good on you!
     

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