what would you do with a million.....................???

Air drop them on starving kids in Africa



What would you do with a million buttons?

 

Put them in a box and tell people they can walk on them and cure their pain for $19.95, and this comes with a free lice comb.

What would you do with a million back massages?

 

remarket them as "pleasure sticks"...more demand for those




What would you do with a million cans of air freshener?

 

i'd give one to each bum i come across.

what would you do with a million left shoes?

 

tie the laces and hang them all the hydro wires in your neighborhood



WWYDWA..million 5/16ths bolts?

 

Start a salon.

What would you do with a million pairs of granny pants?

 

chop em up for rags....

What would you do with a million leaf blowers....

This post is the same # as the year I was hatched....

 

Id sell them and use the money to pay someone else to rake my leaves


WWYDWA..million sausages?

 

make an art attack.

 

^^ way to kill a thread




What would you do with a million zebras?

 

Start a new resturant calle big striped burgers....:-0

What would you do with a million goats.....

 

start a lawncare business....cut and fertilize at the same time



WWYDWA million TVs?

 

Pile them up and crash a helicopter into them.

What would you do with a million butt cracks?

 

start a redneck carnival ride




WWYDWA million empty beer bottles?

 

make a little get-a-way home

What would you do with a million pounds of cheese?

 

make a huge quiche and throw a farm party...

What would you do with a million crawdads.....

 

boil em up and have a party




WWYDWA million tires?

 

I would like to have a million helium balloons to release all at the same time

 

me too



What would you do with a million tires?

 

start a rather large nasty fire....:-(

What would you do with a million broken cars and or trucks....