What would you do to the person below you?

I'd love to do your washing Piaf!

I'll make the person below me a cuppa tea.

 

It is sexy, isn't it ?

I'd play David and Goliath with them

 

'tsnot.

 

I'm sorry. Kinda.

I'd give them the apple on my desk. It has a coupla bruises but it's edible.

 

I'd take out the worm, put it in a glass of tequila and give it to the person below me.

 

I would lay a fart on them

 

Has no worm, bruises only.

I'd pass them a tissue.

 

i do need a tissue...

i'd sit on your face

 

I'd sit on the person below me's face as well, thus creating the very first mexican sitting face on an online forum

 

Im just in time


Id shovel the next posters driveway

 

I'd cook the next poster a stir fry

 

I'll keep them constantly stone out of their minds for a week, while s/he is made to solve riddles where s/he must suffer a swift kick to the nuts for each wrong answer!

 

you know what, I could be okay with that

need to check marijuana's anticonvulsant properties.

I'd defrag their hard drives with a better utility than the windows basic defragger.

 

No need, I'm on a mac, it's auto.

I'm going to fart in the general direction of the person below me, and then apologise profusely and make then a cup of tea.

 

I would drink the tea and fill the cup with chewy caramel. Then give it to the next poster.

 

I'd drink the tea, then make another cup of tea and pour baileys in it (it's amazing). I'd think of giving it to the next poster, but I'd drink it. Then, feeling guilty, I'd make another one

 

You got a cup of caramel but ok. :tongue:

I'd kick them in the face and make 'em my slave.

 

Baby you know what I like...

Roman Soldier Helmet.

 

Take you to your computer and force you to put back up the boat as your sig pic.