What would you do to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Yellow_Forager, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Well, what do you say to that?
    Im laughing so loud...
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    She knows......
     
  3. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Good thing you like her!
     
  4. storch

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    Indeed. If I didn't like her, then instead of dropping her off in the middle of nowhere, I'd drop her off in the middle of a city--the bad part of town--at night, and the sign on her chest would say: WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FREE.
     
  5. terracotta27

    terracotta27 Member

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    send him to china to work in fortune cookie factory writing rather odd fortunes for unfortunate people that buy fortune cookies from that company
     
  6. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    But you wouldnt be too far away, you would be carrying my hand bag, and wearing my good shoes, you know i dont trust anyone else to put my make up on!
    Now stop faffing about, get my nickers offAGAIN! Fed up of you weeing in my nickers!
    And get my false eye lashes off, thats it...(puts hand out) i can here it! Now!
     
  7. storch

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    Cut his vocal cord, tie his hands behind your back, and dump him off in the the worst part of the worst city. And if I bad any super-glue left after dealing with morrow, I would glue a poster-sign on his chest that reads: WILL PAY YOU TO DO ANYTHING TO ME . . .BUT PLEASE, NO SMOKERS!

    EDIT: This was for terracotta.
     
  8. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Buy him a bulk load of super glu....and felt tip pens....and glu each pen to a finger, so he can write all his signs easy...
    Stick a sign to your back saying...storch sign writer for hire...
    Complete with own pens...and supply of super poo...help your self...my lips are sealed.(with supeer glu of cours)
     
  9. storch

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    Maim her at least to the extent necessary to ensure that she cannot follow through with her threats against me, and then take the bulk load of super-glue she bought for me and use it to seal her fate--a fate which I will come up with after giving it some serious thought.
     
  10. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    After serious thought, his nickers were super glued on his head, ping pong balls, one to each eye lid...
    A butt plug up each nostrel....and his pubic hair shaved and stck to his lips!
    A sign saying, feel sorry for me? Then kick my ass! Over his shoulders!
    The fluffy cuffs 4 of them, holding him tight on the security door at wallmarts emergency exit...
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Send her to see nurse Ratched.....;-)
     
  12. terracotta27

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    Hypnotize morrow and make her believe that she is utterly, uncontrollably and madly in love with storch. But have pity and give her some super glue remover
     
  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Ahhhh my saviour......hahaha

    sit you at the table...feed your face...look out for you
    huuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm
    Storch i l....woke just in time!!
     
  14. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    id shag her brains out, ha he
     
  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Wobs, you been drinking hahaha.....
    I would feed him black coffee and water, oh and some paracetamol..
    Well, it would be better sober...yeah? Lol
     
  16. Fairlight

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    Cook her breakfast.
     
  17. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Wash up!
     
  18. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    well it is a womans job
     
  19. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Haha...ever been stung with a t towel whip? Tshhhhh, you just had one from the t towel whip champion...stings dont it...haha
     
  20. wobs

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    just winde her up, sorry just done that,ha ha
     

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