What would you do to the person above you?

Yeah, but your run up is sooo cute! M mmm

 

Sig, hiiiiii, your there....doesnt matter here or there...
You gotta chuck it in and run...so your english is as good as your heritage?

 

sorry YOUR girly throw

 

Haha....wobs, wobbly run up...befor i put my foot out, and you land on ya pretty face haha

 

I would force her to force wobs to teach Sig to use periods.

 

Hahaha....
Wants to see wobs forcing sig to do stuff to him....lmao

 

make her a kick ass pizza

 

Make him give that pizza to me instead.

 

Kill her for pinching my pizza!

 

Testify against her at her trial for killing someone over a lousy pizza.

EDIT: Bear false witness against her if necessary.

 

Lock her in the court cell, its all lies they talk anyway!
And all ways in ya bloody face!

 

pose for one of her erotic pictures

 

Draw him like one of my French girls.

 

Buy her some roller blades.

 

make him finger paint with me while blasting Janis Joplin.

 

Do the palm reading she was supposed to do a week ago...lol

You think a derby girl would be caught dead in roller blades?? :toetap05:

 

Tie her to a pole, and have everyone dance around her poking her with sticks...

 

I would get her so drunk that she passes out. While she's out I would frizz her hair into a real wild-woman look and hair-spray the hell out of it. Then I would super-glue a G.I. Joe action figure to one hand, a half-empty--no, three quarters empty--bottle of whiskey to her other hand, and a corn-cob pipe to her lips. And after putting a mini-skirt on her, I'd slip her into a way too small tee-shirt with her bra on the outside of the shirt. Then I'd put a pillow underneath that tee-shirt to give her that pregnant look. And what the hell, I'd put a vibrator in the pocket of that tee-shirt and super-glue it in place.

I'd also super-glue an eye-patch over one of her eyes, and then put a pair of reading glasses on her anyway. Then, after going to the store to get another tube of super-glue, I'd glue a poster-sign to her chest which would read: WILL BABY-SIT FOR FREE. Then I'd put of pair of mis-matched shoes and different colored socks on her feet and drop her off somewhere on an interstate highway at night in the middle of nowhere. Oh, and I'd super-glue a fake pair of vampire teeth to her gums . . . just cuz.

 

. . . and I'd super-glue knee-pads onto her knees, too.

 

Then I'd tell Storch, "That's not right.", and nudge Storch aside to take the bra 'off,' and hang it off her arm.

"There you go."