What would you do to the person above you?

give you some spray here spray..for the two of you haha

 

I would chop your fingers off and use the bloody ends to poke your eyes out, and then I'd make you eat them . . . both the eyes and the fingers. And depending on my mood, I might remove your big toes--the hard way--and stick them up your nostrils. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've got nothing to worry about because it's a known fact that big toes would never fit inside one's notstils. But believe me when I tell you that I will find a way to make them fit! As God is my witness, I will find a way!

Peace and love always,
Storch.

 

hnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i will cut your hands off, put them in your pockets...then put your hat on back to front with a sign saying, dont feed me...

 

i'd help her

 

hahaha.....
id give her a cuddle and feed her full of sweets, then when she is hyper...push her in the swimming pool

 

chat her up on an online free speech forum.

 

exfoliate his gentle bits with cornflakes

 

Does it have to be 'to'? Coz I'd rather do what I have in mind with the sexy little minx! [grrr!]

 

yes i look forward to you two sorting me out:2thumbsup:

 

Woohooo.....
You two above...strap you to the wall...hand and ankle cuffs....
And invite the kids from next doors party, to pin the snail on the donkey hahaha

 

well my organ is big but its never played in a cathederal that big before!

 

Haaaaaa, playing like that eh!
Hang you from the goal post...your arms at each corner...use you as a goal...yeah, yours arms are so long they trail the floor

 

o o o want to be like you oo

 

You animal...like something from the jungle! Hahaha

 

what tarzan, ha,ha

 

Haha...your good tonight, jane! Juump over the crock, course i will catch ya!

 

oh chase me,chase me

 

No, ive got me new shoes on! But im.going to chuck my clogs at ya as you run..

 

you will miss anyway,with youre girly throw

 

I would teach him the difference between your and you're