What would you do to the person above you?

Give her something to sit on.

 

.....are we talking before,during,or AFTER Tazeypoos & I have our french-Kissing session?

 

We are talking after I threw you off the boat!

 

....errm...you DO realise we were tied together,Tazer?

Hmm....bit of a booboo there mate-lucky I held on to my magic duck....

 

That wasn't your duck you was holding onto! I cut the ropes puggy!

 

I'd thrash him with his own frilly panties!

[before throwing him to the ducks.....mwahahaha]

 

I don't wear panties of any kind. Ha!

I would re-arrange his lego collection.

 

GAHHHHH! My sacred Lego!

A plank-walking offence if EVER there was one!

In fact-SOD the plank-chuck'im over!

 

I would politely remind him of the rules of each separate game, and pin them to a big noticeboard on the quay where he could read them to refresh his memory ...



... while quietly sailing the boat off into the sunset without him

 

Throw a snowball at her.......;-)

 

Chuck a bucket of water over him freez farmychchchchchchch

 

Ask her if she'd care to take the next dance.

 

Who,Fairlight?
Nothing-well.....other than wrap him in bacon and dangle him over the side of my boat during shark breakfast,of course....

 

Make him exist in a nineteenth century novel…As a scullery maid.

 

Ohhh,you utter BEAST! WHO told you I have a thing for wearing corsets,eh?

I'll now have to 'silence' you,Fairlight...nuffink personal,y'understand....

 

Restring all his guitars with barbed wire.

 

...er...you DO know I'm wellard,eh? My fave meal is barbed-wire spaghetti-hmm?

So-wot wiv him being so uninformed...explain to him about the world being flat....

 

Lay him down, rub his chest...give him electric shocks through his body...watch him breath...
He lives...do put me stuff back in me green paramedic bag.....whaaaaaat?

 

Introduce myself seeing puggybore won't.

 

YERWOT? I'm being insulted by RetardedHippy!

Ohhh,ok - I'll let him burble on 'til he dozes off,then wipe his chins free of drool....