What would you do to the person above you?

Stick her tongue to his "willy tip" chuckle then walk away.

 

strap him to a bumper on a 4x4 and have morrow drive him through a cactus patch and compare zen and now

 

Take him to a rousing game of bad mitten....;-)

 

Aw awwww ....stick his frozen pole.....up his nose....aahhhaaahhhh

 

send her through a car wash on a unicyle and hopes she makes it out the other end

 

Take him shoppin at goodwill for some cool dud's.....;-)

 

get him kitty feet slippers for all paws at goodwill

 

Bring him out to the farm to help me clean out the barn, I'm getting to old fer this...;-)

 

In ya prime man! Take him to the gym, and work him over...mmm not sure if i mean give him a work over?

 

give her the make-over - orange pigtails, pumpkin nails and a fake tatoo of farmout on her cheek (whichever most deserving of the 4)

 

Give him a mohican, make him liik like Dave Bowie...well, he is half way!

 

That sounds like a drink. Send her to Mars with von Stardust and the spiders

 

Paint all his nails bright red! Super glue red sparkly shoes on his feet, and chuck him in a busy street...with a tag around his kneck reading, show me to the yellow brick road..

 

Get her a boat so she dosnt have to worry about the floods.

 

Thats nice xx shame i get sea sick, i could travel far and wide ....
I would sit you next to me...so you can take over when i have to hang over the side...

 

get her a technicolor yawn bag for the seasickness - but oops - no bottom to the bag -so sorry

 

Nasty! Stand by his best shoes when im sick! Oops! Sorry.

 

oh no my Chuck Taylors soiled. Out to sea with you without a paddle

 

well use youre palms for something else

 

... like looking for something that is small in size - and you wish was much larger