What would you do to the person above you?

Ya BASTID!


Tie him naked,to the front of a train heading for Gaytown!

 

Steal all his Bay City Rollers LP and sell them for a quid (whatever the hell a quid is) on E-Bay.

 

Put a rip in his Justin Beiber poster

 

Replace all his light switches with joy buzzers.

 

Tazer the bastard just as he started dancing with a chick he'd just met!

 

id shove your tailpipe down your intake


and im not talking about your bike ;-)

 

Give him a nice deep tissue back massage

 

Take her to a spa.

 

Offer to prep her veg for her

 

smack her on her arse and run like hell....;-)

 

tie ya leg to bbs bike so she could run you over

 

Steal her lunch box and put it in BBAD's truck...;-)

 

haha....share my lunch with him..lol

 

Tell her, she is getting on me nerves now, keeps talking to herself! Women!

 

Take her out on a boat on the thames with a bottle of red wine and a couple russian imperials. And have a nice speaker thats playing all the best songs from my mp3 player.

 

Im lost for words!...wow

Top up his mp3...and buy him a sexy pen...lol

 

Take her to the opening meet to get to know the hounds

 

Remind her that this isn't the dating game...( I think this game is supposed to be nasty.)

 

Tell him to mind his own business

 

Remind her to get nastier.