What would you do to the person above you?

Teach her how to fasten her shoes

 

Buy her clean nicks and strips of velcro...to keep them up..

 

Show her how a dustpan and brush works

 

Poke her fire, and knock over her coals..

 

Give her a spoonful of gripe water

 

Change her dyper

 

Cuts her hair

 

Drown her in a pool of her own cat's vomit.

 

i would torch the storch


probably already used but im saying it again

 

Well I do need a good prank call night.
Sorry BBAD

 

Toss a bag of dog poop on his porch then light it and knock on the doorbell and run.

 

Give him his own poopa scooper, stop him picking it up with his fingers!

 

What Wouldn't I Do Would Be The Real Question...



Cheers Glen.

 

Whoo hooo, knock his block off! Haha..

 

Which Block, The Little One, Or The Big One....???



Cheers Glen.

 

Wipe his face with recycled toilet paper...eewwwwww lol

 

Fix her toast and eggs for breakfast....;-)

 

scratch his neck till he shakes his leg uncontrollably. but i am still baffled how a dog posted on this thread.

 

Buy him a collar and leash so that he can join farmout in his doggy style

 

Lock him in a closet with the sound track from a heavy metal version of the movie "Sound of Music" playing on an endless loop for a week.