What would you do to the person above you?

make her cook a thanksgiving dinner while i watch football.

 

You can do dessert...or be dessert.....

 

i will be both

 

Still will be standing at morrow's door I suppose, I brought moonshine!

 

i will make him bust open his mason jar and share

 

I will get you glasses....and some cups!

 

Can definintly tell morrow's British
Think I'll just take a swig from good ol' Mason and pass him around

 

I have no idea who Mason is,nor why he's at my door-so I'll have to put my foot down with a firm hand and insist that Hippy chappie escorts this Mason fellow to where the neighbours can't see them. Honestly;Hippies in my garden-what IS the world coming to!?!

 

Pour him a glass of uisge beatha, pat him on the head, and say "There, there ... calm down, dear"

 

Pull her skirt down...below her knees, she is tucking it over again sir!

 

Insult her several times on another thread.

 

Lay him down, remove his clothes...relax him....then wax him!

 

Put her in detention for daring to suggest I'm still at school and subject to school uniform regulations

 

she never told me that she got rid of her school uniform, as old as she i the cheeky mare!

 

Put him over my knee, and smack his bum till he cries..

 

likewise, but the other way round

 

Offer him two shovels, and tell him to take his pick

 

Give her some salt, and say, rub that into your wounds!

 

Teach her the true meaning of "zounds"

 

Give her a tiny tooth brush and dog toothpaste for her tooth..