I would buy a recording studio, new instruments and a lot of music! wwyd if you were locked in the mall overnight?
Pour him a pint, explain that life is too short to be cross and that he should put his big-bear panties on and get on with his bear life....and ask him to close the window on his way out. WWYDI.... an attractive stranger on a beach asks you to apply some sunscreen for them?
Get out of the house before the roof caved in. What would you do if you were approached by the FBI and questioned regarding something you were clearly clueless about?