What would you do if...

say do ya want a cuppa tea

WWYD if you your floor fell in ?

 

Say oh shit my damn floor fell in.

What would you do if the doors wouldn't shut on you bedroom.

 

Shrug my shoulders and nod off.

WWYD if you woke to find a severed horse head in your bed?

 

be happy, cos i hate closed doors

WWYD if your doors would'nt open ?

 

Know that you couldn't escape.

WWYD if you were on the other side of the door.

 

break it down

WWYD if a mouse jumped out from under your pillow?

 

Smack it.

WWYD if all your friends suddenly ignored you?

 

Funny you should ask - I guess I'd resort to fleeting and transient interactions with like minded people on the internet.

WWYD if all the systems you relied upon and took for granted, suddenly stopped.

 

know they were'nt my friends

WWYD if you found a snail in your pocket?

 

Let it go. Then wash my jeans to get the snail gook out.

WWYD if Bigfoot knocked on your door.

 

Suck his dick

Wwyd if u woke up with a new set of genitals

 

check that they were all in good working order

WWYD if you woke up to an intruder in your house ?

 

I would scream really really loud and try to fun for a frying pan and chase em out.

WWYD if you were mistaken for a public speaker and was pushed up on the stage mic infront of thousands of people?

 

i'd push them back, for pushin' me

WWYD if someone stood on your toe an did'nt even say sorry, even when they knew they did ?

 

i'd say "hey bro... bro... broooooooooo!"

what would you do if you woke up and your hair was on fire?

 

Enjoy the heat.....

What would you do if your hair was on fire and you didn't wake up?

 

I would have no hair and cry..

What would you do if you were able to go to pluto?

 

I'd pack my bags and charge up my green lantern.

WWYD if John Lennon's ghost appeared before you, told you to give up all of your worldly possessions and spend the rest of your days walking the earth and telling everyone you encountered to "give peace a chance"?

 

I'd stop eating cheese before bedtime, again, as it does give you weird dreams...

WWYD if you were Ruler of the Planet Earth, for just one day?

 

i 'd free all the animals

WWYD if you knew the world was goin' ta end in the next ten seconds ?