What would you do if...

go to the school and demand that he gives you back your push mower

wwydi everyone around you started turning into animals?

 

make sure I have food for them to eat

wwydi you sent a naked pic to the wrong person

 

Blush with embarrassment each time I thought about my error

wwydi that wrongfully sent photo ended up on the internet?

 

Hope it was poorly framed and didn't show my face.

WWYDI it did?

 

just laugh at myself and called myself an idiot AGAIN!!

wwydi your mom saw the bad nasty photo you sent in error with you face right out there with your privy parts?

 

Ask her if she thought I was showing my age.

WWYDI you found the picture saved on your brother's computer?

 

Be bloody amazed. I don't have siblings.
However,if my cousin were to use it as screensaver,I just hope the pic is impressive!


wwydi you got chatted up by someone attractive at work?

 

Hope it was a woman not a man.

WWYDI you started trying to chat up the cute new woman at your work, only to find she was "of the other persuasion"?

 

It's happened-I introduced her to Sandra and they now live together.


wwydi you found yourself 'wondering'?

 

Wondering what??

 

Oh,sorry-got distracted.....wondering if a person you know is gay/bi/hetero?
Coz the girl I just mentioned,Debbie,was the most feminine little lady-but she and Sandy are very very happy as a couple.

Right-I can't be bothered to 'wwydi'


So,wwydi I didn't ask 'wwydi'?

 

wwydi I didn't bother answering?

And what makes you think that feminine little ladies have to be hetero? It's possible to be gay and feminine too, ya know!

 

Yeah,I know that now-but at the time I was unaware of most sekshal shennanigans owing to being a choirboy,and a vestal virgin,and a pure and saintly clean-living bible reader!



See?

 

What would you do if you came in to play and everyone was just talking to each other?

 

Join in.

wwydi you met Puggybear dressed as a choirboy?

 

laugh probly

wwydi giant hurricane cat 7! was heading your way? (the categories only go up to 5 right now)

 

i would evacuate.


WWYD if a herd of elephants started trampling through your home?

 

hope they didnt trample on me of course, what else are you gonna do!

wwydi someone offered you a pet alligator?

 

I would say no thanks.

wwydi you woke up in the middle of night and someone was eating your food at your table.

 

uh depends on who it is, but i'd be pretty annoyed ill tell ya that

wwydi some random hot chick walked up to you in the middle of a bar, you dont know who she is at all. and she whispers in your ear "hey lets go out to my car, i wanna do you right now"