What would you do if...

uh,, what?! you know eyeglasses is technology, and even using a stick as a weapon is technology. im assuming you mean electricity or whatever.

i'd pitch a tent

wwydi you had a gun to your face by a cop?

 

pray to any and every God

wwydi you found out your mother was/is a pornstar?

 

divorce her (there was once a kid that divorced his parents,)

wwydi you found out your wife was a porn-star?

 

ask for a demo

wwydi your parents got to choose who you had to married?

 

do my own thing anyway

wwyd if there was no colours ?

 

become very bored with the world and close my eyes

wwyd if your favorite food becomes illegal to eat?

 

make an underground fruit an vege garden

wwyd if you could never listen to your favorite sounds again ?

 

cry

wwyd if you could only read the same book over and over for the rest of your life?

 

not care.cos i hardly ever read books

wwyd if you could only eat one type of fruit for the rest of your life

 

i hardly eat fruit, but that would suck. i'd pick,, probly oranges or something

wwydi you had to eat from a stomach tube for the rest of your life?

 

think positive

wwyd if there was only one vege you could eat for the rest of your life ?

 

cry

wwydi canada started to take over the whole world?

 

learn French

wwyd if a new ice age started tonight?

 

I would regret not going to the dry cleaners sooner. I spilled toothpaste on my only coat weeks ago, and it looks like something embarrassing.

wwyd if you were suddenly awarded 100,000 permanent markers?

 

I would start drawing again

wwyd if you are on a deserted island with no one but...George W. Bush

 

Drink heavily to make being around him as bearable as possible. If that failed start swimming.

wwydi Mit Romney wins the election?

 

cry,, def would cry and give up on america

wwydi barack obama wins the election?

 

Feel better about my feminine destiny.

wwydi we have another electorial college show down?

 

know that republicans are messing with the election process, and that they are dictatorial.

wwydi they announced that g.w.bush won the election even though he wasnt' ont he ticket?

 

Vote for Jimmy Carter. THAT'll learn 'em!


wwydi presidents had to be picked from the working class?