What would you do if...

would'nt notice cos we don't have them ha! ha!

wwyd if an elephant jumped on your roof ?

 

and we ain't got none o' them there elephants ....lol

wwydi every couple o' nights a pack of coyotes swept your hood for loose pets

 

an we ain't got none a them there coyotes neither ha! ha!

wwyd if a big huge tree started growing through your window ?

 

ftom inside or outstde? either way I'd feed & water it

wwydi it rained pecans but there was no pecan iree

 

wait for a shower of almonds

wwyd if it rained teardrops ?

 

water my garden to wash away the salt

wwtdi you turned on the hose and it ran warm red blood?

 

Think "Ah,THAT's where the cat was hiding"


wwydi you lost 3 stone overnight?

 

go to the beach and get 3 more

wwydi you found a gun

 

shoot a bad guy

wwydi you figured out that I thought you were one of the bad guys?

(not really I wouldn't shoot anybody, I'd feel to bad over it but for the sake of this thread I'm playing devil's advocate)

 

call the police and report a crazy person with a gun

wwydi the police arrested you for no good reason?

 

call my people and when the bailbonds man had me out and our lawyers had us clear file suit

wwydi you won the suit but then you became a target for every cop in the area?

 

I'd leave the area.

WWYDI you were really bored ?

 

go on hipforums and conjure up some fun!

wwydi you never got to have any fun again?

 

be grumpy

wwydi you lost all of your friends to an earthquake?

 

Be sad and then get some new ones.

WWYD if you couldn't speak any more?

 

i asked that question before, and ill give the same answer they did: invest in some pens and paper

wwydi you suddenly went colorblind?

 

Wear a lot of black and white clothes.

WWYDI you caught someone snorting cocaine?

 

Tell them they were fools and distance myself from them. I saw the Peruvian blizzards of the '79s destroy the Haight and many many lives.

wwydi you found a kilo of pure Peruvian rock crystal?

 

Being honest,I wouldn't recognise it,so nothing.


wwydi peace broke out?

 

Relax

WWYD if the sky actually fell.