What would you do if...

roamy
It would depend. The best time to turn the tables is as you hand him/her the money and they are focused on it.

wwydi ,, you woke up bald!
brew coffee

wwydi a girl oulled a blade on ya?

 

miss my blanket of hair

wwyd if you woke up with no hearing ?

 

^is she hot or not?^

 

if i woke up deaf, i'd file for social security.

wwydi america INVADED AND TOOK OVER IRELAND?! (for roamy)

 

for ranger.

ask her if shes feelin' brave ?ha! ha!

for slappy.

start praying for america. ha! ha!

wwyd if the world stopped turning ?

 

depends on where it stopped turning, either i'd fry, or freeze

wwydi nazi germany resurfaced and tried to take over europe again?

 

Tell the English to buck up

Wwydi you had to move in with your mother

 

open my home to all jews gypsys and homosexuals needing refuge.

wwyd if the nazi's threathened ta shoot ya if you refused to hand innocent people over ta them ?

 

guess i'd die

wwydi an asteroid was discovered and was going to demolish earth on dec.21st 2012? and the mayan thing was real

 

for jo. could'nt move in with a better person

for slappy. hope santa comes on the 20th. ha! ha!

wwyd if you woke up ta find aliens tryin' ta kidnapp ya ?

 

freak out, but hey they are aliens and you know they'd get ya

wwydi all the world govt's came out and admitted that aliens are real, and they are the nwo secretly controlling the world

 

Put on my tinfoil hat.

What would you do if you found a man living in your attic.

 

call the cops

wwydi you found some homeless dude living in the woods on your property?

 

assuming it's my younger brother, i'll just be happy he's at least moved out of my mother's basement, i might bring him some crackers or something tho

wwydi if you found a snake in your toilet

 

call the plumber and ask if he's missing one

wwydi you found a squirrel iin ypur nut...stash

 

eat nuts with him

wwyd if you met a rat in the coal shed ?

 

I'd carefully remove my pants

wwyd if god asked you to come up with an 11th comandment?

 

thou shalt not command.

wwyd if god was a little spider ?

 

hope that it talks like morgan freeman

wwydi you got bit by a black widow?

 

bring her flies at ;east once a week

wwydi you found god was asleep?