What would you do if...

starve, cos the only food i eat the most are things that grow ha! ha!

wwyd if there was no grass or hash ?

 

I would hope parsley or cilantro gives a high

WWYDI you had a rattlesnake in your yard?

 

call ranger ha! ha!

wwyd if you had a grizzley bear in your yard

 

Stay in the house!

wwydi someone ate your burrito?

 

think they must be hungry an give them more food

wwyd if someone drank your tea ?

 

I would would be delighted that someone likes my strong sencha!

wwydi your legs sprouted feathers?

 

hide in a cave for xmas just in case someone mistakes me for a turkey

wwyd if you wokeup as a real wolf ?

 

Howl at the moon!

wwydi you were small enough to hide behind a mushroom?

 

Find a rock to hide behind instead.

WWYDI fireworks became extinct?

 

make my own like we did in the '60s...a little charcoal, a little....errr maybe I shouldn't....

wwydi you had the chance to buy a politian?

 

Have him/her push pro-nudism policies.

WWYDI You found yourself on a nude beach unknowingly.

 

get naked

wwydi you got invited to the naked bike ride

 

Trade my upright bike for a recumbant, lol

wwydi you were stranded naked the middle of a zero-friction ice rink?

 

Decline the invite. I may be a nudist at times, but
i'll be darned if i'll ride a "naked bike"!

wwydi drafted and sent to battle nude!

 

Lol...hope i could distract the enemy!

WWYDI You were given a perfect deserted island paradise for you and your friends/family but you all had to be nude 24-7?

 

Invest in a sun block recipes and ingredients....

wwydi you were invited to join us?

 

grab the sunscreen

wwydiy fell down the rabbit hole

 

join Alice and friends on their adventures

wwydi you woke up and were in the middle of some novel?

 

Turn the page

wwydi you could choose the novel to be stuck in?

 

Go on Holiday!

wwydi I gave you a plane ticket to any where?