What would you do if...

see if you were ok, and if you were,, laugh my ass off

wwydi the rapture just happened, and you got left behind?

 

pick a peck of peppers

wwydi after through their garden wall you found you had no reverse

 

lock the doors,keep driving and crash through the back garden wall to escape. ha! ha!:auto:

wwyd if your brakes went goin' downhill towards a river turn ?

 

drop it into low qnd roll the widow down and try for a last minute turn

wwydi you saw a guy thumbing?

 

give him a once over.if he looked sound give him a lift,if not keep goin'.

wwyd if you got lost in a forest ?

 

retrace my steps or head downhill

wwyou do if lost at sea?

 

set th boat on fire and swim away from it until help comes

wwyd if you got lost in space ?

 

take another tab and see where in space I end up

what would you do if I gave you a crystal gram of pure Sandoz vitemin L?

 

I'd say "what the hell is vitamin L??...OH vitamin L!!!" lol

wwyd witha million dollars

 

buy things

wwydi your car started to roll without you in it?

 

watch it crash

wwyd if you neighbor kept walking around naked

 

nothing. it would just be my naked neighbour.

wwyd if you had no neighbours ?

 

walk around naked

wwyd if you saw some rich person drop $20

 

give it to them

wwyd if you got sent a big huge cheque by mistake written out in your name ?

 

send it back and avoid a lot of woe


wwydi you found a20 kilo lump of ambergris on the beach?

 

scratch my head and look on in wonderment cuz I don't know what amberwhateverthefuck is.

wwydi it really started raining cats and dogs?

 

Get in the house with my cats and watch out the window.

wwydi it was raining lions & tigers & bears, Oh My!

 

click my heels together

wwydi hip shut down

 

still keep in touch with my close friends here by email

wwyd if the world shut down ?

 

turn it back on .....


What would you do if we could no longer grow anything (even marijuana)?