What would you do if...

I'd feed him and gets his shots and have him neutered

wwydi your stranger brought home a stranger

 

get a group rate at the vets

wwydi the stranger your dog brought home was rhe sheriff?

 

offer him coffee and donuts

wwydi your dog brought home a baby bear?

 

try to raise it as a pet? lol..

wwyd if they did indeed invent flying automobiles?

 

Fly it into the White House.

What would you do if you were refused sexual relations?

 

Ask my husband what the hell was going on he has never refused anything before..

wwyd if you were offered 100,000 bucks to have all your teeth pulled, but you were not allowed to get dentures? Would you do it?

 

NO

wwydi you were offered 100,000 oz gold to never ever have sex again?

 

depends on whether or not i can get pregnant thru artificial insemination

wwydi if you were offered 500,000 dollars to permanently change your 1st name to Nimrod?

 

DOLLARS! Whar is this BS? I offered ozs of gold! Cheap skate! (cash???)

wwydi you had to change your name in order to survive? What name would you choose?

 

my own one

wwyd if you woke up an found a little wild mouse asleep cuddled up on your pillow beside ya ?

 

yell at the cat

wwyd if the lights went out for the night

 

not care. candles !

wwyd if there was no houses ?

 

Caves are us! lol

wwydi you woke to find the cat cuddled up next to the mouse on your pillow?

 

that'd be cute, i'd take a pic and post it on here

wwydi if sent my 37 yr. old brother who won't get a job and claims his problems are all my mother's fault because she let him watch 6 hrs. of cartoons a day and only fed him t.v. dinners to live with you

 

give the cat a big huge hug for minding the little mouse so well

wwyd if you found a mousetrap at work ?

 

toss the trap, that's the cat's job (I'm retired from selfemployment)

wwydi you couldn't find a job>

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2inSqo3Q3c"]Gizza Job

wwyd if you got locked in at work?

 

do an inside job. ha! ha!

wwyd if you got locked in a ship ?

 

Play my horn in the street for tips.

wwydi you dreamed you woke up in a dream then went back to sleep and dreamed you woke up and found yourself asleep in bed?

 

i'd tell myself ta get up and quit dreamin' my life away

wwyd if you dreamt that you could'nt dream ?