What would you do if...

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  1. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    no answer the door

    wwydi they cancelled halloween cause the church groups said it was a satanic holiday?
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Tell the groups I'm cancelling Easter as nailing people to lumps of wood really isn't nice.


    wwydi Santa retired?
     
  3. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Apply for his job

    Wwydi someone asked you for a dollar
     
  4. Ranger

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    Tell 'em ta see me banker...(wife)

    wwydi someone said my cat's hungry?
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'd say "How fortunate I have this spare jar of Mouse Pate'. "


    wwydi absolutely no-one went to work tomorrow?
     
  6. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Stay home....

    wwydi you had no money and expectation of any?
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Weeeell,looks like me and my trusty ole acoustic are goin' buskin' again.......


    wwydi you were offered the chance to see you through the person you detest most's eyes?
     
  8. Ranger

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    I'll pass. Now if it was the person who derasts me thq most.....

    wwdi nominated for prez?
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'd grab it,make a 4 day working week law,stop 'overseas aid' bring all the military home,make all politicians take a 35% pay cut...and declare myself king.


    wwydi I made you chief of staff?
     
  10. Ranger

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    Ah, stajj I'm good with! I would find the Royal Staff and work out with it each day and see to it all abinet level and commiskioned officers learned the proper use of a staff and practiced dayly.....

    wwydi as King you were required to marry and produce an heir within one year or abdicate?
     
  11. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    As king I get 1st choice-so I'll have the one with big tits and the mattress tied to her back!
    As C-O-S you are at liberty help yourself to any wenches I don't require.....now,what's this 'marriage' thing you mentioned? Something common folk get up to,I'll wager?


    wwydi your dreams came true.....but your worst enemy got double what you do?
     
  12. Ranger

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    I have no living enemies...........besides, the more you have the less chance you have to enjoy it

    wwydi your son and heir eloped with a common wench
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Wish him the best of luck.
    I tried marriage,won't be trying it again.
    I was a marine at the time-she said she was sick of expecting me back in a box...I didn't see that as a reason for my 'friend' & his brothers to be fucking her.
    It's history now-best left there to rot..


    wwydi bikes were suddenly banned?
     
  14. fabiola

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    Start riding a unicycle

    wwydi as king all your wenches gave birth to only girl babies and you need a male progeny for your heir?
     
  15. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Get some new wenches knocked up.

    Wwydi ghosts started talking to you
     
  16. MrSpankHappy

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    Ask for their A/S/L and if they are horny..

    wwydi a genie said she'd grant you one wish?
     
  17. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    ask her ta dissapear

    wwyd if a monster chased ya down the street ?
     
  18. Ranger

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    not being a runner I'd choose to disapear...

    wwydi it was a three dog night and you were short two dogs?
     
  19. Marebare

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    howl until the missing dogs came running over

    wwydi your dog could talk to you?
     
  20. Ranger

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    You mean to say yours can't! I suspect the fault lies in your ability to understand the lingo.

    wwydi your dogs brought home a stranger?
     
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