What would you do if...

enjoy it

wwyd if there was no air ?

 

obviously i'd breathe water

wwydi you couldnt take a shower or a bath for a month?

 

Since I can't live a month without water I assume I still have water. Take a sponge bath from time to time.

wwydi you couldn't sleep for a month?

 

^ no you have water, but no shower/bathroom. you can turn on the kitchen sink for instance, or... if you dont have a house ask for a cup of water at burgerking^

i think i'd go crazy if i couldnt sleep for a month. after 2-3 dayz the mind warps and melts mixing dreams with reality. why do you think meth addicts are so crazy

wwydi you had to quit smoking weed?

 

i already did

wwydi your best friend ask you to video them having sex

 

i would not do that lol

wwydi nwo is real and the world just got taken over by dick cheney

 

move higher into the mountains and prepare to blow the passes

What would you do if yoou recieved orders to report to your nearest re-education camp?

 

I'd run and hide

wwydi your VooDoo doll fell into the wrong hands?

 

I would donate two dollars toward buying a pair of prosthetic hands. That doll carry mucho bad ju-ju in the wrong hands......

wwydi you found a field of four leaf clovers?

 

I'd feel extremely lucky and ask my husband for another man to come live with us - and because I wish lucky he'd say "why yes darling and he can share our bed"

wwydi polygamy was legal?

 

Shhhhh....what do you mean it's 'illegal'? You must be wrong about that! A ren't you? Please say you are....

Forget legal/illegal wwydi it was affordable?

 

my mom says marriage is cleaning the toilet after your husband shits in it and she was only talking about ONE marriage


wwydi your nostril hairs grew so long that they interfered with your ability to be able to eat Double Stuff Oreos?

 

Braid them into my mustashe


Next word=Classic

 

Next word=Classic What????????????? you are in the wrong thread for this one.

wwydi you opened your front door to go out and did not recognize your surroundings?

 

That sort of happened to me at sleep-away camp when I was 11. I woke up in a different bed and on the opposite side of the cabin from where I could remember having gone to sleep. It completely freaked me out but I didn't mention it to anyone.

wwydi i broke into your bedroom thru your window in the middle of the night and stole your My Little Pony Collection (you KNOW you have one, don't lie and say you don't)?

 

I don't even know what a little pony collection is but that is probably because I am 20 years older than you and never had kids.

wwydi your collection was stolen?

 

Set loose my collection of hundreds of little hungry vorasous bloodhounds

wwydi you awoke in the midst an 8.5 quake?

 

think wtf is happening, figure it out, and move to the center of the room or whatever hoping that nothing would fall on my head, or anything like that.

wwydi a CAT 5 hurricane was coming your way suddenly cuz it turned on a dime, and it was going to arrive in 12 hours, and there is no time to evacuate?

 

12hrs x 60mph = 720miles even if you dont hurry.....otherwise batten the hatches and sit it out. Would be my 5th that size or larger, 4 out of the 5 biggest in the past 60 years.

wwydi you saw a tornado headed your way......

 

hide in a ditch or something, or run. ^i was only in wilma lol^

wwydi it was 110F for a week straight?