What would you do if...

make up a better name of my choice

wwydi you name was Butt Sniffer?

 

im not even going to answer that

wwydi i DID answer that lol

 

Walk, I've walked over fifty miles in a day before.....

wwydi you got dosed with good acid and started driving home during rush hour before coming on to it?

 

Have a really wild ride home!

wwdi you were permanently high on acid?

 

think i was a glass of orange juice, and be afraid of spilling if i moved. (urban legend)

wwydi you were told you have 6 months to live?

 

Start a garden with plenty of poppies and pot.....

wwydi the feds sentensed you to life in the salt mines?

 

become a salt licker

wwydi you could talk out of your butt?

 

we can, it is called a fart. cept no one can decipher the language yet.

wwydi crazy stuff happened all the time like on south park? LOL THE TRAPPER KEEPER!!

 

think whats new ?

wwyd if you were allergic to the sky ?

 

move underground

wwydi you had the power to bend people to your will

 

not use it

wwyd if you got stuck up a mountain with a broken leg?

 

walk out of the mountain - I'd be like Rambo and put the pain our of my mind - warrior-like

How do you get the devil out of your mind?

 

I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee! Get thee behind me bitch! errrr Satan! lol

wwydi you suddenly realized you've walked between a mother bear and her cubs?

 

when that happened to my brother while he was out walking with his daughter, he started singing really loud, bears are afraid of loud noises

wwydi you took a really major dump at someone else's house and their toilet malfunctioned somehow and didn't flush?

 

OH this happened to my husband and he was at a house party and there was a line for the bathroom. He did the upper deck, where he somehow fished the pooh out of the toilet and put it in the tank. I thought it was terrible but I've kept his terrible secret all these years until now!

wwydi your ran out of toilet paper after the major dump and you really needed it and it wasn't your house bunches of people were waking to use the bathroom.....(could I have asked a longer question?)

Eavesdrop we are friends now!

 

So when people do that upper deck thing, THAT could be the reason????

Well, I guess you could always discretely tell whoever's house it is that they're out of toilet paper. I've heard tho, that people on certain kinds of diets have really dry stools and don't need t.p. anyhow.


Wwydi, you read your best friend's diary (admit it, you would) and it said she secretly thinks you're an effing stuck-up b*tch and she's only hanging out with you because she doesn't have any other friends.

 

stop hanging out with her

wwydi you were born the opposite sex?

 

Buy different clothes

Wwyd if burned your dinner

 

throw it away

wwydi you had to only eat pizza for the rest of your life?

 

Oh I LOVE pizza - I'd learn how to make it in infinitely different ways

wwydi you had to pole dance for a living