What would you do if...

Yummmm protien! Add milk and skim offthe swimers....

wwydi you awoke to find a bear raiding your pantry?

 

that would suck, i would definately not approach it

wwydi you met jesus?

 

Offer him a toke....

wwydi you met charlie....manson?

 

that's a good one lol. in prison charlie? or before prison charlie?

 

Freshly busted out of prison Charlie.......lol

 

i think he's a douchebag kinda. so i wouldnt go near him. although im curious as to how he got those chicks so brainwashed

wwydi paris hilton asked you to do a sex tape with her

 

say no thanks

wwyd if you met a lion ?

 

guess i'd be it's next meal

wwydi you made a facebook page and got a milliion likes?

 

don't like facebook

wwyd if you found a big loada hidden pirates treasures ?

 

well, i'd naturally want to take some of it, but here it is illegal to take it. some douchebag made a deal w/ the federal gov't that says all treasure found in the ocean is his. if it's found on the beach it's the gov'ts i think. so basically if you take anything you can go to jail.

wwydi the mayan calender is right afterall?

 

I wouldn't have to worry about the presidential elections.

wwydi the oceans disappeared?

 

Walk to a ship and say "Want a tow,mate?"


wwydi you were undecided whether to get a haircut or not?

 

I only get my hair trimmed once a year so I am always decided when I do

wwydi yellow was the new black?

 

I'd dress as a wasp!


wwydi you were allowed to choose just ONE type of clothing?

 

denim

wwydi your yard was full of gaters?

 

well, i'd definately go inside and call animal control

wwydi you got pulled over and you were obviously drunk?

 

Hope that a moderator noticed this thread is over 100 pages long, and closed it before anything more happened.


wwydi you drove to a party, took care only to have soft drinks ... and realised some time round about midnight that somebody had been spiking them?

 

smile and laugh

wwydi you got stranded 20miles/kilometers from home, w/ no car!

 

it just happened to me but X 30 and the solution, make repairs and continue on

wwydi you riled up a bunch of angry natives with machetes?

 

since i dont live in gorilla territory i dont know, but probly run

wwydi you forgot your name?