What would you do if...

An Extraterrestrial.

What would you do if your lip had a hole in it and everything you drank spilled out onto your shirt?

 

That Happens After A Few Glasses Of Red Wine Anyway...


What Would You Do If You Did A Search For Your Biological

Father And It Turned Out GLEN Was That Very Person...



Cheers Glen.

 

I'd ask how big my inheritance was going to be.

What would you do if you were awakened in the middle of the night by a circus elephant being ridden by chimpanzee crashing in your front door?

 

Look for either peanuts or a mouse.

WWYD if there was no such thing as sex?

 

My Life Wouldn't Change In Any Way...:bigcry:



WWYD If You Did A Search And Found Out GLEN Was Your Biological Mother...



Cheers Glen.

 

i'd ask my aunties if one them was my biological father

what would you do if you saw a real monster at the end of your bed

 

karate kick him in the face.

what would you do if you found out that you were actually a ghost?

 

I guess I'd be pretty spooked

what would you do if you were confronted by an enemy threatening you with a banana?

 

i'd take it off them an eat it

what would ya do if your freezer started producing hot ice ?

 

I'd call in all my friends and pretend we were at a concert.

WWYD if Jesus needed advice and started asking you WWYD all the time and then people started wearing bracelets with WW(your name)D?

 

Wear a robe and sandals

WWYD if aliens came to take you away?

 

They might come to visit me but they know my role is to be here.

WWYD if Jar Jar Binks knocked on your door?

 

Put on my Yoda costume and ask him "Where been you were?"
WWYD if your pants caught fire?

 

Wet myself (think about it ...:mickey


What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that every printed word of English in the entire world had been translated overnight into Afrikaans?

 

Quit reading.

WWYD if you suddenly found yourself surrounded by cannabilistic hamsters.

 

Surround myself with hamster wheels.

What would you do if you could go back in time?

 

Ek sal nogal bly wees dat ek Afrikaans kan praat, lees, en skryf, maar jammer dat "lord of the rings" na "meester van die ringe" verander sal word. Maar, ek moet sê dat dit nogal interresant sal wees om die boek in Afrikaans te lees.

^^^(Everything will look kind of like that, btw...)^^^

If I could go back in time, I'd probably undo quite a couple of things. Things that should not be mentioned anywhere other than "true confessions", and even there, it is unlikely I'll mention them...

What would you do if all musical instruments becomes transformed into didgeridoo's, and all music into didgeridoo sounds?

 

I'd invent the Djembe and jam out.

WWYD if you came in one evening and all the hard surfaces in your home were covered in ectoplasm?

 

Get some Bounty paper towels and some cheap store brand and do some comparative sopping up.

WWyd if you had to buy air to breath?

 

Buy a case of 'Peri-Air' for the quality (see the Spaceballs film.)


WWYD if you were Nero, would you take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill?