What would you do if...

I'd get naked! [Arrrrh!]


wwydi just your state [or county,for those of us with breeding] was suddenly declared independent?

 

Plan a big party for all the citizens

wwydi If we elected you president of our new independent country

 

What is your wish ma'am?

 

PSSST! . . . . wassya question,Ranger? [sshhh-I don't think they've noticed yet]

 

Is it mandatory to notice?

 

Notice what Ma'am?

 

you didn't notice my leopard skin pill box hat?

 

HAT? You honestly think we're looking at your HAT???

 

So What Would You Do if several people turned this thread into the Answer the Question With A Question thread.

 

What would you do do if I asked for a pill from your box?

 

Well, I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in - would you like a pill from that box?

 

tell you i didn't have a pill box

wwyd if you lost your way

 

Send my cat to fetch it.

wwydi you almost stepped on a large snake.

 

say sorry

wwyd if rain turned inta silver dust ?

 

Spread out a large tarp.

What should we do with the dust?

 

make silver spoons from it

wwyd if you met a mouse in the kitchen?

 

Tell it to put my toast back & make it's own!


wwydi the taxman forgot you exist?

 

wonder when did he ever know i existed anyway

wwyd if a catterpillar crawled up your nose ?

 

Quitely celebrate.

.What would you do with all that extra money?

 

buy marshmallows..

what would you do with all that money if marshmallows didn't exist?