What would you do if...

Wonder wtf I was doing in work on a Sunday.


WWYD if teh Martians landed on your back lawn?

 

well i answered a question like this one once (wwydi you woke up on an alien world)
well first i'd be awed and in shock. then (dude they dont live on mars, probly some other world) i'd be freaked out a bit. i would ask them all kinds of questions, like are they secretly collaborating w/ the u.s. government in area 51, and did they genetically engineer the human race. how long have they been coming to earth. i'd also want them to show me some crazy technology they have.

wwydi you could see into the future 5 mins ahead of time like in the movie w/ nick cage?

 

I would probably be confused about what the time was really.

What would you do if Hip Forums disappeared?

 

Make arrangements to have the house at least reappear.

 

there's no question he forgot to ask a question! the order of the universe is now unbalanced

 

( :sunny: It is not the end of the world. )

What would you do if Hip Forums disappeared?

 

Make arrangements to have the Happy Hippy House the Good Earth forum at least reappear.

What would you do if all electricity dissappeared?

 

still live in a tent,, hell i live w/out electricity now pretty much. cept when im at the library and chillin' on hipforums lol

wwydi godzilla suddenly started strolling along where you live?

 

ask him for a light

wwyd if your foot got stuck in a pothole

 

smoke the pot in the pothole and pull my charred foot out

WWYD if Jesus wanted to fuck you?

 

tell him he's outa luck

wwyd if jesus stood on your foot ?

 

ask him to move

wwydi Judas wanted to be your buddy

 

tell him ta get lost,an give him my best left hook for betraying jesus.

wwyd if you had ta pick just havin either a moon or a sun in the world ?

 

how big a moon?

 

how big had ya in mind ?

 

I'd pick the moon, although the sun is necessary for survival.

WWYDI you had 5 minutes to evacuate your residence, knowing that whatever was left behind would be destroyed? What would you take with you?

 

my cat & food, a book of formuli, meds, medicine pouchs, knives......
all things I can stand in place and through the open door....

 

man,, c'mon

wwydi the cops were knocking on your door right now

 

Ask "Who's there? Please slide your warrent through the mail slot."

wwydi You saw armed men loading your neighbors into unmarked black buses?

 

think that i am gonna be next if i dont get the hell out of there, and jet

wwydi you found a crisp $100 dollar bill laying on the sidewalk in front of you