What would you do if...

eat it

wwyd if made you a bowl of homemade chocolate icecream ?

 

eat it & as is my way probably drip some down my front

¿wwyd if I gave you cherries to put on your homemade ice cream?

 

i'd ask ya if you were tryin' ta choke me ha! ha!

wwyd if i made you a gooseberriy pie ?

 

goose you with the handle of a spatula

WWYTDI America didn't participate in the Olympics?

 

nothing I don't give a fig about sports

¿wwyd if I smacked you with the other end of the spatula?

 

nothing. thats their own business

wwyd if an elephant sat on your bigtoe ?

 

none of my shoes would fit anymore

¿wwyd if a big nasty gangster ask you out for a date?

 

i'd tell him to get fucked, and where's the dope.

if you were forced to either shoot dope or smoke crack?

 

Id say, sure ill bring extra mags.

wwyd if you had to be homeless for 1 year

 

sell all my shit 'cuz I really couldn't see totin' all that crapp around with me and having to protect it and all

¿wwyd if a ask you to help me sell all my crap so I could go on a homeless sojourn for a year?

 

I would probably try to sell my crap too but would skip the homeless part.

What would you do if you were robbed?

 

I already did it. They will NEVER try it again-that's all I'll say;lets get back to humour.


.......if you got discovered 'accidentally' wearing your g'f's undies

 

I already did it. I will NEVER try it again-that's all I'll say; let's get back to humour.

Wwydi you were discovered not ACCIDENTALLY wearing your gf's undies?

 

I guess in my case it wouldn't apply, since I am not a guy.


What would you do if you were stuck in Groundhog's day?

 

Wear your undies,Specs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wwydi you could change ONE thing about your appearance?

 

i'd be taller probly

wwydi you knew who the antichrist was?

 

i'd ground him

wwyd if you turned in to a carrot ?

 

I would improve the eyes of that whom ate me.

WWYDI a stranger goosed you in line at the bank?

 

i'd kick their ass!

wwyd if there was no more light ?

 

make a fortune selling candles!


wwydi you found a dog left in a car on a hot day?