What would you do if...

...your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cause hes hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money...

 

i'd hold up a shop instead

wwyd if you found a dead fly in your tea ?

 

fix a fresh cuppa - you must know what flies do in the do?

wwyd if I forced you to drink that tea with the shit eating fly in it?

 

I'd say "Mmmm-crunchy fly"


......if there was no more sugar?

 

i share my sweetness around ha! ha!

wwyd if there was no more music ?

 

Kill myself!

Wwyd if all drugs were legalized for recreational purposes?

 

i'd still wanta stay sober,clean an free!

wwyd if i challenge ya to a wrestlin' match ?

 

Set up a wrestling rink in my basement and charge 5$ a pop at the door.

WWyd if all the continents reconnected into one giant land mass?

 

i'd rebel against it

wwyd if you woke up standin' on the sky ?

 

I would lay in the clouds, and smoke a joint. Amazing, really.

wwyd if you were the only free thinking individual left, and everyone else reverted back to the 1940's-1950's era?

 

i'd stay me

wwyd if i shaved half a your moustache off while ya were asleep ?

 

when I woke up I'd ask you to please finish the job you started

¿wwyd if a leprechaun invaded your area?

 

i'd invade their mushrooms

wwyd if there was no flowers ?

 

I'd spend more time gazing at rainbows



wwydi all women were banned from wearing jeans?

 

Make them wear mini-skirts.


WWYD if it really did rain cats and dogs?

 

give them raincoats

wwyd if it started snowing icecream ?

 

Id be very happy and not long after that full

¿wwyd if everything was vanilla?

 

Be bored out of my skull.

WWYD if puggybear moved next door to you?

 

i'd eat everthing

wwyd if everything was chocolate ?

 

go to heaven - I'm a chocolatarian

wwyd if I baked you a chocolate pie?