What would you do if...

eat loadsa an loadsa chocolate,yum!

wwyd if ya had eat icecream for the rest of your life ?

 

Make darned sure it was all goats' milk ice cream.


Have you ever seen the Northern Lights?

 

ya, in 2005. madgical!

wwyd if you got stuck in a broken down lift ?

 

Immediately get naked.

wwyd if a narwhal baconed, and when?

 

probably nothing and never.

What would you do if the sun did not come up tomorrow?

 

i'd take a trip ta the sky an invite it out ta dance in the rain with me

wwyd if you got stuck on a runaway train ?

 

i would travel all over the place

what would you do if the runaway train was going to explode in 5 minutes

 

i guess i'd die, or i'd try to hop off of it!!

wwyd you won the lottery at 350 million bucks?

 

i would put a bunch of it in a fund to gain and i would buy a house, buy a car and do some traveling



what would you do if you were offered a million dollars for sex

 

obviously have sex.

WWYD if the person that offered the million dollars for sex had aids?

 

I would not take that risk.


What would you do if the most beautiful girl/handsome guy in the world wanted to marry you but she/he was a psychopath and abusive?

 

leggit fast!:auto:

WWYD if a mouse ran up your leg ?

 

I would do my upmost not to smash it's filthy little diseased skull into a bloody pulp while ridding myself of its scourge as quickly as humanly possible.

WWYD if the spirit of the Macho Man Randy Savage appeared to you and told you that you must devote the rest of your life to becoming a professional "wrastler" (because that's how they say wrestle in my neck of the woods)?

 

i'd tell him i dont like wrestling, and seeing as how he is physically in another plane of existence, say "you cant touch this bitch"

wwyd you got an invite in the mail to meet pres. g.w. bush in person?

 

Agree to meet and then smash him round the face with a baseball bat.

Wwyd if both your arms randomly dropped off in the middle of the supermarket?

 

hey your name sayz mamma peace!! you'd hit the ex commander in chief w/ a baseball bat! lol

um,, i'd freak out as to why the hell my arms fell off, and then the fact they are gone, then well it'd probly hurt like a bitch and i'd bleed to death unless an ambulance can come to re-attach them.

wwyd if you suddently lost your job and home and had to be homeless?

 

I'd become a hooker it don't do homeless

Wwyd if ur house was on fire and ur whole family was inside but u could only save one who would u save

 

My 14 month old daughter

WWYD if your worst enemy suddenly started loving you up ?

 

let them

wwyd if you walked into a room and everyone was naked

 

Walk toward the attractive people

Wwyd for a klodike bar