What would you do if...

Fire up the grill...

WWYD if I kissed you afterwards?

 

i'd kiss you back.big huge ones.

WWYD if the grill went up in a big huge fire ?

 

Wonder if you did it.

WWYD if I had a back up grill?

 

i'd cook quorn sasauges on it

WWYD if an earwick went inta your ear ?

 

I would shoot it...

WWYD if you won the lottery?

 

feed the starving,shelter the homeless an other good stuff

WWYD if you won the lottery?

 

Retire and help others.

WWYD if the earth started spinning the other direction and the Days were nights?

 

i'd make my nights my days

WWYD if a monster chased ya?

 

Kick him in the nose

WWYD if he cried?

 

(for ppl that arent the couple up there^^)
AND if a monster chased me, i'd either try to run up a tree, or find a huge stick to beat it with.

wwyd if jeb bush became president? (gwb's younger? brother and former gov of florida, either way its another bush!)

 

Shrug my shoulders ... I'm not really that bothered by American politics.

WWYD if Campbelton Loch really WAS whisky?

 

Kidnap a group of AA people and throw them all in


What would you do if you found me in your closet?

 

I'd say look what I found.

WWYD if I left you in there?

 

I'd get up and leave

WWYD if you woke up and all your underwear were gone.

 

Thank the person who stole them

WWYD when the panty Police showed up at your house?

 

steal their handcuffs

WWYD if you were a cop ?

 

Handcuff you !!!


What would you do if I lost the Key?

 

find a hacksaw ha! ha!

WWYD if an elephant stood on your toe ?

 

Stay there until he moved.

What would you do if he sat on you.

 

i'd pinch his ass

WWYD if shark attacked you ?