What would you do if...

i'd tell ya ask him how everything is going in the jungle

WWYD if there was no tomorrow?

 

enjoy today more...

WWYD if there was a way to relive a day in your past?

 

I'd look forward to yesterday

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

 

tell the coyotes to quite holwing.

WWYD if you answered the wrong Question?

 

Hope that my answer was sufficiently vague to be interchangeable.


What would you do if you broke a nail?

 

get you some super glue

WWYD if you glued your fingers together?

 

Look up on google how to get the glue off the easiest, least painful way.

WWYD if the person next to you asked you to fart into his vial he/she had so they can keep it for later sniffing?

 

Got you vial ready there, InfiniteOscillations? Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttt!

WWYD if you wanted to take at long walk on a short pier?

 

i'd keep walkin until it was time ta dive an swim

WWYD if a fly flew inta your eye ?

 

Rub it hoping that I'm not just making it worse.

WWYD is you awoke tomorrow to realise the sun had unexpectedly ran out of "fuel"

 

die.

what would you do without me in your life?

 

I would be sitting on my front porch listening to tribal music in the sun while typing a message of what I would do with you not in my life on Hip Forums.

What would you do if you already knew what you were about to do?

 

Do something else just to prove myself wrong (but I knew all along I was going to do that, didn't I?)

What would you do if all the money in the world disappeared overnight?

 

I would start printing a new batch with my pic on it!

What would you do if you lost your job?

 

I would go to the beach.
What would you do if you were at the beach and got stung by a jellyfish?

 

i'd sting it back

WWYD if you were in swimming an the sea dryed up ?

 

Walk.

WWYD if you saw Elvis working in McDonalds?

 

i'd say bring back the grateful dead

WWYD if a dog grabbed onta ta leg of your jeans an would'nt let go ?

 

Take 'em off and head for the nearest clothes shop.


What would ya do if somebody gave you a brace of pheasant still in the feather?

 

Take them to my mate, he goes shooting & hunting, he'll teach me what to do...

WWYD if an old friend turned up on your doorstep in desperate need of a bed & a shoulder to cry on...?