What would you do if...

Count to nine.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

 

Cover my ears

what would you do if you where alone on a island

 

Same thing I did when I lived alone.. Not wear pants.

What would you do if Jesus came back, but only for a whopper and a nice cold Mountain Dew?

 

i'd welcome him

WWYD if someone mistaked you for someone else an would'nt believe you were'nt ?

 

Tell them I'm looking for a John Connor. That'd scare em away.

What would you do if your right to vote was taken away from you?

 

vote twice for sinn fein when gerry gets it back for me

WWYD if it started raining aliens ?

 

Say, "what a grey day." *rimshot*

What would you do if Barrack Obama was actually a pirate sent into the future to destroy the liberal image in DC?

 

i'd say quit the messin' barrack an have another pint a guinness

WWYD if you got stuck in a pothole ?

 

Wonder why they make pot holes so small.

WWYD if you saw me stuck in a pot hole?

 

Welllllllll

not enough time!!!! for anything......

hopefully I'd be close to a hot mature black guy and I'd then grope him and yank his drawers down and get busy!!!!!!!!

oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

Take photos for this site, a video for youtube - Then ensure you were ok for food n water, then get you help asap. :dupe:


WWYD if, for a reality tv show, you had to choose between been a Prisoner or a Prison Guard?

 

is that supposed ta be a choice ?

WWYD if i broke your camera ?

 

it did, kinda break. the buttons wont press. but it still works..
but if it broke completely, i suppose i'd be upset for a while, then go buy a new one.

wwyd if you found out your significant other has dentures?

 

I'd hide them from her and ask for a BJ

What would you do if Canada invaded the US?

 

buy shares in a maple syrup company
WWYD starbucks ran out of coffee

 

celebrate, fasfood teas an coffees suck. yuk!

WWYD if the shops ran out of chocolate ?

 

Buy a chocolate tree

What would you do if I owned all of the chocolate?

 

i'd ask you can i have loadsa your chocolate please.

WWYD if i asked ya for loads of it ?

 

Give it to ya.... with a smile

WWYD if it came with a smile?