What would you do if....

what would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island that grows marijuana natrually and had only a 2 foot glass bong and a life time supply of lighters....go to take the first hit and a pellican flys out of nowhere and takes ur 2 foot glass bong and lets it drop into the 5,000ft. deep ocean and it shatters into a billion pieces.

 

you found a troop of performing dwarfs having a naked orgy in your pool

 

They would be some dead dwarves.

 

I would find some wood and some sharp rocks so I could carve a wooden pipe. Or maybe I would find some fruit and make a pipe similar to the famed apple pipe. Rest assured, I would find a way to smoke.

 

yea, definatly bust a McGiver, give me junk and i will create art

 

what would you do if you came in to your room through the window and jesus was sitting on the floor chillin with buda and satan, and smoking your stash while your dog is having an orgy with a bird, and a red cow on the other side of the room, while the room is flooding on orange-strawberry juice?

 

I would thank god for blessing me with the greatest trip in the history of tryptamines.

 

LMAO probably shoot them all. Then cover them all in gasoline and burn them.

You were about to get busted by the cops and you had an arsenal of weapons and 1000 rounds for each gun?

You had to choose between dying of a gunshot wound to the head or heroin overdose?

Not very uncommon but still good questions.

 

I start unloading everything I had into the cops'(depending on what they were going to bust me for).

I'd take the gunshot over the heroin, because I'd like to have my wits about me when I die.

 

i would take the heroin overdose. i would feel "just like jesus son!............heroin be the death of me""




what would you do if you woke up to the greatful dead covering my chemical romance, while your dug is sticking it in your butt, and your toes are tight to chains individually stapled to your forehead with a master stapler gun, and 10 rats bitting your ears?

 

say "yup... exactly how i left it"

 

wat would u do if you were walking through a forest, you got lost and had no clue where you were or what time it was and the sun kept going up and down really fast and the days just kept going by while u stood still, and out of nowhere a man walked up slapped ur face with a turtle shell, eating a PB&J sandwhich listening to music on his ipod dancing and laughing at you then pushed u into a black hole where you got squeezed into a little cube and had to chizzle your way out where u would fall 1874820943 feet down onto a big bean bag where u were had to eat mushrooms to make yourself tall again and when u realized u were dreaming when u woke up the guy who slapped you was in ur room waiting to now slap u in the face again and the whole thing started over again. wat would u do? haha

 

What would you do if THE mongoose told you to eat a puppy that just happened to be named after a squirrel turd with honey butter on a ford taurus the color of beancurd that sounded like a mating call from Nantucket where tree leaves are hardcore orange and smell like after-market license plates on reeboks from outer space travel agencies that overcharge due to vitamin B tablets called ninja grasshoppers and love to trip out on burnt sheep skin and drink deer sperm while walking in the dark during daylight savings time in the overtime innings of the world series when the blue face loses his coat and likes to listen to ass juice from noodles in the hallways of preschool after the kids die and go to kiddie heaven to play on the slides made of razor wire and end up pulling all of their teeth out because they hate all of the martian poodles?