What would you do if you won the lottery?

Its funny you say this because my parents bought a lottery ticket since its now 250 million dollars or whatever so the other day I was thinking about what I would do if I were to win the lottery


I would definetly give about 1/2 to 3/4 of it to various organizations or maybe think about starting my own. I put the rest in the bank so I would have the option to live off interest which would be nice because It would give me the resources to study whatever/whereever I wish for the rest of my life without having to worry about not having enough money to support myself.

 

1. Buy my mum a house.
2. Buy a load of very expensive clothes.
3. Score with some ladies.

 

cough (shallow) cough

 

What is shallow about buying my mum a house?
But yes, I know that buying a shit load of expensive clothes may be considered shallow, but fuck that.
I'm sure you would buy more expensive things if you had the money. What would be the point in having money and not spending it on things I would like to buy now but don't have the money for?

 

buy a house
buy a house for my parents
get a nice car
(make sure its all paid off)
invest 1/3 of the rest in the stock market
put the other 2/3 of the rest in a savings account

 

as a Canadian i'm not used to these 250 million dollar lotteries, the biggest it's been in Canada lately was like 68 mill

with 250 I'd be dead in 10 years

 

its hard to say but, house, car, all that jazz.

 

sit around in rags on street corners and beg people for money then when one finally gives me some I would make them rich. Sounds like something a Greek god would do and that would make me awesome.

 

I would buy my own island and the rest invest

 

Or I would buy a small piece of land and hire as much underpaid labor as possible to build a giant statue in my likeness. Something so large air traffic has to be rerouted.

 

^^ haha id do that

 

I would also coat it in glow in the dark paint.

 

Why paint it? You would have enough money to buy a genetically modified one that already glowed in the dark.
If you couldn't buy one, I'm sure you could pay a scientist to make on for you.

 

hahaha dude a giant glow in the dark penis, so high u can see it at clear skyes from anywhere at night, and a lil statue on top, an exact replica of borat with a hustler magasine

it will be the new statue of real liberty. the island would be a 24/7 orgy, the perfect vacation - there are rules: - naked all the time, must fuck, everyone with either a penis or vagggine allowed, no seniors. seniors shot on sight, if survived shot again. seniors are considered 40+

free booze, all drugs apart from morphine, heroin and other injectibles and nooo meth. every1 has an aids and other std test before arrival,free abortions and cake for everyone. also no humping from 3am to 5am, thats my quet time, where i like to just sit and see how much i accomplished. it will be like dysneyland for adults. 500 bucks a night, 7days minimal package, welcome set includes dildos, condoms, lube, skittles and a do it yourself penis enlargement kit. i would rule!

 

^you put some serious thought into that man, I'm a little concerned

 

I think I might pay a group of 50 or more girls to follow me around giggling whenever I walked through any public area. And then, I would make every part of my house a trampoline. So I could litterally bounce off the walls. Probably purchase and endless supply of life water too. I would buy my mountain's terrain park, and build it to my exact specifications. If you couldn't clear the jumps, you had to ride along the edge. Then I would start a condom company for girls who want their boyfriends to stay with them. The condoms would break every time.

 

ha, a fish net condom company.

 

shoot everyone over 40?yikes!!

 

i would buy a bunch of stuff for my parents because they rule and they deserve it.

i'd probably give a handful of good friends some money for whatever they wanted.

i'd buy into some real estate and rent out houses/rooms/what have you.

i'd buy a nice house and a nice car for myself.

i'd take the time off from work to go to grad school. possibly be in school forever, who can say?

 

i'd pick up a cocaine habit !