What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

Tell him that toy looks like something to scrub the floor with...

 

hopefully it would cause such a mess that we would need a mop

 

Assume we are having sex in the kitchen....

 

Trim that dang boosh....;-)

 

ask very nicely if he would serenade me with the upright bass

 

Of course I would, and then we would go out for fish n chips....;-)

 

Pluck his bass and shave his thickett.

 

We would compare our smoothie look....;-0

 

Demand a refund.

 

Ask him to go ice skating with me

 

Haha, gladly oblige!

 

Be like the weird shadow thing in their pic.

 

You again? Yay!!! No morning after pill!!!

 

Wait, you don't need one with me either.....;-0

 

Have a party to celebrate population control.

 

This does make life much easier..

 

Aske her is she wants to do some Molly with me.

 

Agree to do some molly with her. =]

 

I would tell Nyxx that she was indeed very pretty

 

Roll balls!!