What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

take her out to breakfast

 

I would do unspeakable things

 

you rock Huldra!

 

bed is definately not big enough for a moose!

 

Order room service

MMMUUUUUMMMMM!! WE NEED SOME MORE BEER AND DORITOS- STAT!

 

^ whats stat?

 

Quickly

Keep up now!!

 

Is that an english thing or am I just way out of my times slang?

And I would Run, Run fast before I hear more tricky terminology that I dont understand.

 

Heh, I would wake up and pull out the revision books

Stat is short for Statim allegedly, means immediately. Doctors use it quite a lot so people more or less associate it with such, although it can be used in any context.

In this case, with Doritos

 

tell him to imagine that it was as good for him as it was for me

 

pain olympics

 

At least he's Canadian?

 

Run away, she's Canadian!!

 

use bleach

 

Call the Mounties....;-)

 

Kinky! ;]

 

...well i never had Canadian beave before.

 

well hello stranger

 

blow raspberries on her belly

 

lol
no,don't it tickles too much