What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

i would probably lay my head down on the chest area and fall back asleep

 

Shoot myself

 

are you still warm?....If you are I would still :leaving:

 

bring him breakfast in bed, then give him a back massage

 

I would check for tattoos in weird places

 

I would let him lick my weird place

 

smile

 

Ask for a back-scratch

 

wrestle

 

Bite his bottom lip gentley after a kiss

 

burn a fat one and laugh, laugh, laugh

 

Ask for a drive home.

 

offer her my marmite and cucumber sandwiches...

 

offer her a vagina condom.

 

make balloon creatures for her

 

Make me a bicycle, clown!

 

Ask Does She Come With A Book Of Instructions......Tis So Long Since

Glen Has Been With A "Real" Woman, He Appears To Have Forgotten What

To Do.....

WAIT UP, Just Found Said Book, And It Appears Tab "A" Is To Be Inserted

In Slot "B".....

Unfortunatly It Doesn't Tell Me Where Slot "B" Is Located.

Can Anybody Be Of Assistance Here..????.



Cheers Glen.

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

you know you'd love it