What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Nova?!, May 3, 2010.

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  1. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Ask him if he'd like to take a nice morning walk after breakfast...:)
     
  2. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    Make me a bacon sandwhich.... then compliment on how well the sandwhich was made.... ... unless of course it was a bad sandwhich then I'd cut her tongue off...



    Remember no bad sandwhiches!
     
  3. lillallyloukins

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    i would behead him bcos i am shit at making sandwiches...
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    id wake her up with a teabag



    and its not the kind of teabag shes probably thinking it is








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  5. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Dip him in chocolate and lick it all off...
     
  6. allfun

    allfun Banned

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    do back flips......
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    chloroform


    and then get some practice on my amateur dentistry hobby
     
  8. lillallyloukins

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    swallow you whole with my super stretchy vaginal skin and not let you out till you promise to make me a proper cup of tea!
     
  9. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    find some tea quickly
     
  10. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    super glue his weewee to his leg...LOL :)
     
  11. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Superglue her breasts together.
     
  12. allfun

    allfun Banned

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    Super glue the ass checks together.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    superglue his tube of superglue to his right eyelid
     
  14. surreal_charm

    surreal_charm Member

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    take her onto my palm.
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Ahem.!!! BBAD Is A Boi *or so we are led to believe*...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    oh god I got slipped a roofie
     
  17. andallthatstocome

    andallthatstocome not a squid

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    didn't you have both eyes last night?
     
  18. BongoBo

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    Hide the Rohypnol packets
     
  19. lillallyloukins

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    practice with my chopsticks
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Practice me dart throwing with her nipplies as the bullseye...;-)
     
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